Sorry in advance about the title of this post. Just poking a little fun at our Christian subculture again (love the church)... but seeeeriously!? (If you don't know what I am talking about, click here.)
Anyway, have any of you walked past an Abercrombie & Fitch recently? I was out shopping for a friend on Friday when I decided that Abercrombie smells like a junior high dance. Think adolescent boys with acne and braces who are overcompensating for their lack of manhood with an insane amount of cologne. I asked Matt, and he admitted to wearing Abercrombie cologne in Jr. High and High School. No wonder he was so dreamy back then. :)
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Showing posts with label inside jokes. Show all posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
terrible
Depressing: The mileage sign right by the exit to our house on I-35 that says "Austin, 15."
Depressing: My putt-putt score of 45, which is considered "amateur par." I actually cheated to get this score.
Depressing: Matt knows the words to the water conservation song that the Austin Water Utility has put on the radio.
Depressing: My putt-putt score of 45, which is considered "amateur par." I actually cheated to get this score.
Depressing: Matt knows the words to the water conservation song that the Austin Water Utility has put on the radio.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
oh Sarah
me: sarah just called me back
rachel: yay
she isn't ignoring!
me: she just called a farm
rachel: what
3:06 PM me: that the maker's diet suggested
rachel: a farm?
for what?
me: like dwight's beet farm
3:07 PM rachel: for advice on food or something? i am lost
me: she wants to make sure it's "legit"
3:08 PM before they start delivering weekly goat yogurt
oh my gosh
hahahahaha
she thinks that she's normal
or "semi-normal"
3:09 PM rachel: that is the weirdest thing i have ever heard
how are we friends?
rachel: yay
she isn't ignoring!
me: she just called a farm
rachel: what
3:06 PM me: that the maker's diet suggested
rachel: a farm?
for what?
me: like dwight's beet farm
3:07 PM rachel: for advice on food or something? i am lost
me: she wants to make sure it's "legit"
3:08 PM before they start delivering weekly goat yogurt
oh my gosh
hahahahaha
she thinks that she's normal
or "semi-normal"
3:09 PM rachel: that is the weirdest thing i have ever heard
how are we friends?
Well look at what the cat brought in...
This morning I was rummaging through some old journals, and I found... the quote book! Let me introduce you to the quote book.
The quote book first came into our lives in December of 2002.
It was my first ever Christmas present to Matt.
Its purpose was to record "all of the ridiculous comments that come out of people's mouths." (Matt Gibson)
And some of it's pages read:
"Rach isn't gonna worry about the whole dating thing. She's going straight to the 'F' word." - Sarah Michel (Apparently the "F" word in this sentence was supposed to be fiancee.)
"Well, at least we know I am not invincible anymore." - Matt Gibson, College Station after a failed attempt to leap over a pile of mud in which he fell while simultaneously spilling a blueberry smoothie all over himself. The funny thing about this incident is that apparently Matt did not know he wasn't invincible beforehand.
"I hate when people give me pity wins!" - Me (Leah), after losing a game of Connect Four to Matt that I thought I had won.
"Some days I wake up and I feel like I'm rotting." - Rachel Rogers Erwin
"Hold on... tilt your head up. Yep, you look like a Cabbage Patch Kid." - Me, referring to Matt's hairline/face shape.
"It's not that I don't like them; they're just not my kind of people. I have people!" - Andrew Erwin
You're welcome.
The quote book first came into our lives in December of 2002.
It was my first ever Christmas present to Matt.
Its purpose was to record "all of the ridiculous comments that come out of people's mouths." (Matt Gibson)
And some of it's pages read:
"Rach isn't gonna worry about the whole dating thing. She's going straight to the 'F' word." - Sarah Michel (Apparently the "F" word in this sentence was supposed to be fiancee.)
"Well, at least we know I am not invincible anymore." - Matt Gibson, College Station after a failed attempt to leap over a pile of mud in which he fell while simultaneously spilling a blueberry smoothie all over himself. The funny thing about this incident is that apparently Matt did not know he wasn't invincible beforehand.
"I hate when people give me pity wins!" - Me (Leah), after losing a game of Connect Four to Matt that I thought I had won.
"Some days I wake up and I feel like I'm rotting." - Rachel Rogers Erwin
"Hold on... tilt your head up. Yep, you look like a Cabbage Patch Kid." - Me, referring to Matt's hairline/face shape.
"It's not that I don't like them; they're just not my kind of people. I have people!" - Andrew Erwin
You're welcome.
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